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Nothing like the great Western frontier of America: Atlanta,

New Orleans, Charlotte, Baltimore…

Come again?

After the NFL’s announcement Wednesday that the expansion Carolina Panthers

would join the NFC West, only the Los Angeles Rams’ proposed move to Baltimore

stands in the way of the NFC West being the most ludicrous geographical group

in the history of the NFL. Expansion Jacksonville will play in the AFC Central

next year.

”Actually, I hoped that Jacksonville would be put in our division, because

Carolina is the stronger of the two teams,” cracked Jesse Sapolu upon hearing

the news.

With the Rams set to move to either St. Louis or Baltimore after the

season, the 49ers would become the lone western team in the NFC West.

”We’d win the NFC West by default,” coach George Seifert said. ”We’re

here all by our lonesome. Maybe we should move our practice facility to

Columbia, Mo.”

Geography be damned: the NFL has added the expansion teams to the AFC

Central and the NFC West because they are the only two divisions left in the

league that are only four teams deep. Now, each conference has three divisions

of five teams.

And the good news for the 49ers, who will spend more time next year in

airplanes than on the playing field, is that the new alignment may last only

one year.

After next season, the entire process will be re-opened to a league-wide

vote, when ”wholesale realignment”, in the words of team president Carmen

Policy, is a possibility.

”It’s just one more long trip we’ve got to take,” cornerback Eric Davis

said. ”We might as well take another.”

Steve Young was more upbeat.

”Hey, it’s a tradeoff,” he said. ”All those teams have to come all the

way across the country to play us now. Besides, we’ve always been a pretty

good road team.”

The 49er brass isn’t so unhappy, either: they realize an away game at

football-mad, expansion Carolina is a fat payday as a visiting team sharing

the gate. That is why the 49ers were wise enough to schedule an away game at

Carolina on their preseason schedule next year, too.

SETBACK FOR JT: Wide receiver John Taylor will not practice today and is

now questionable for Sunday’s game in Washington D.C.

Taylor, who had exploratory arthroscopic surgery on his right knee last

Tuesday, had a slight setback Wednesday that required the draining of the

knee.

Coach George Seifert said he’s still ”hopeful” Taylor can play, but is

not as optimistic as he had been earlier this week. Should Taylor sit out,

Nate Singleton will start in his place.

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